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Bryce1579 Expert

I'm a 17-year-old male, and I live in San Francisco, United States 228.

I speak English, Spanish, Korean, Japanese

I've visited 16 places in 7 countries.


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  • Something to tell the world!

    STOP SCROLLING AND CLICK!
    WOAH. You actually stopped. And you are on my profile. I'm officially shook. Congratulations.
    Hmm... since you stopped, I'm guessing you want to know more about me...
    I'm that type of person who will burst out laughing when it's completely silent, which actually happened before no joke.
    I am the Mario Kart master. No exceptions.
    A few goals of mine: travel the world, actually ski without crashing into a building, be a better motivator than Shia LaBeouf.
    I've somehow been to the Bermuda Triangle and I've seen North Korea before, but I've somehow never been to places such as New York, Paris, or London. huh.
    I'm from San Francisco. It's pretty much basically the best city ever being known for good sports teams, technology, h̶i̶p̶p̶i̶e̶s̶, hills, being expensive, earthquakes... (okay maybe it isn't that amazing).
    Okay dassit so thank you and you may stop reading. See ya!
    And you are still reading... I mean you can go now. Be free and stop reading!
    You little rebel. I like you!
    But seriously, stop reading.
    And you are still reading.
    You must have a lot of time.
    Do something else! You can stop reading now.
    Still here?
    You've read so far!
    I must be so lucky.
    Okay, you can stay.
    CONGRATULATIONS! You made it to the end. Respond and I'll give you a cookie or something.

  • Cities and countries I have visited

    Countries:
    US
    Canada
    Mexico
    Bahamas
    France (Sint Maarten)
    Netherlands (Sint Maarten)
    South Korea
    North Korea (you read that right)

    US states and territories:
    California
    Hawaii (the 7-Elevens there are amazing)
    Nevada
    Arizona
    Oregon
    Florida
    Washington
    Virgin Islands

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