"Na-klif-juk! The youth these days", i murmel under my beard: "dying under the slightest stroke. In my days we fought bears with our bear hands! "
"Babybears..yes those, okey Ha-lik-guff" I have to admit soflty.
However, the young elve looked seriously hurt so i thought his words might have a core of truth. The elve looks pale and gestures to his bag. Inside a light, silverrope is packed. I have heard of this elvish rope. No man, troll or creature can escape it.
The rope shimmers and feels weird. It smells a bit like cheese, so i quickly tie the bowmens legs and arms together. Hu-nhg-luss
Next the young elve. "What to do, what to do.." I wonder. Ah! How could i forget, it spoke to the young lady. She must know a solution.
I approach her and gently (as far as a dwarf can be) try to wake her. She doesnt wake up. I try again, no respondse.
"Well she is fast asleep", i say to the elve as i turn to him. He lies silent on the grond, eyes closed. "HAK-NI-NUK!" It looks bad, i have to hurry.
"By the beard of Neptune, how to wake her" i shout.
I shake her, still she lies , silent asleep.
"Forgive me, young lady", I say while bending over. I blow into her face. Since i skipped lunch to save an oversized seagull from a tiny youngster my breath smells like the inside of a Trotrworm. Which is bad, if you havent smelled a Trotrworm yet.
She widely opens het eyes and takes a giant breath. "I'm sorry mylady to wake you up this way, but we might have a problem." As i point to the young elve.
"You might want to do some dragon stuff on him..."