Stupid Question deserves a Stupid Answer Anything and everything

Because sometimes stupid answers are harder to find 😉

Why are lemons yellow and limes green ?

Because lime eats grass and lemons eat wheat.

Do you have a plane in your pocket ?

Because in your dreams, you regain your sight as Peter Parker did when he was bitten by the spider.

Why, in your opinion, the newer an item is, the easier it can fall down?