Filou

Filou


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  • Something to tell the world!

    Hello, stranger.

    Please make yourself comfortable, you are at the right place. Everything will be fine. It's going to be a hard time. Letters, words, arghhh I know I know, I will try to make it short, you'll get through that, I promise. I would like to summarise everything I have to say with drawings, but I can't draw. So, no other choice, you have to read.

    Before I begin, just know that if you leave my profile without leaving me a message, you will gain 20kg in one month.. Okay, just 15kg, I think that's enough.

    Well, let's get started., I'm here to discover new cultures, to learn new languages, new... nahhh, just kidding. Oh guys, stop with platitudes... ๐Ÿ™„

    Alright, you really want to know more about me? Weird idea, but that's your choice. Well, I'm Philippe (one L two P!!!), I'm 36, IT guy, I live in Marseille and I only talk nonsense. That's all I can say, otherwise you would know everything about me, we need a bit of mystery blablabla (tsss stop with platitudes we said).

    I think to be nice, I would love to read your life stories, who you are, what your hidden superpowers are (yes, what are your superpowers??), or how you season your salad (vinegar for me or with Roquefort). There is no stupid story. I try to answer everyone (except stupid people, or if you actually don't want to have a conversation).

    Oui, j'ai le bel accent du Sud de la France. Si vous รชtes attentifs, vous pouvez le remarquer. Si si ! Je sais, c'est dinnnngue ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

    I'm 50% French and 50% French. C'est dingue aussi.

    If I have visited your profile without leaving you a message, it's only to collect your photos I resell to an Uzbek glass-blower. Don't mind I hope?

  • Something uncommon about me

    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I can't dance ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿป
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I hate the mess ๐Ÿ’ฉ
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I have never smoked ๐Ÿšฌ
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I LOVE PIZZA OH MY GOD ๐Ÿ•
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป When I watch TV, I always open the eyes ๐Ÿ‘€
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I don't like coffee โ˜•๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I have one head and two hands โœ‹๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I can't lick my elbow. Neither can you ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป <-- (Yeah there is no better emoji)
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I'm laughing thinking of what you are trying to do right now ๐Ÿ˜‚
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I'm natural, maybe too much ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปI eat every day ๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿฅฆ๐Ÿซ’๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿš๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿช๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿซ
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป When I walk, I put one foot in front of the other ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐ŸปI can count from 1 to 10 in French without doing any mistake ๐Ÿฅ‡
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป I'm not Italian, but I use a lot of gestures when I talk, especially over the phone ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿป

  • A personal challenge

    Doing two things at once. Quite the challenge! Don't forget I'm a man.

    Except that, able to have a conversation with you in your language:

    ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Sogno di chiacchierare un giorno con Pinocchio. Vorrei anche chiedere personalmente alla Torre di Pisa la sua propria versione della ragione per la quale รจ torta, nonostante tutte le teorie. Ho bisogno del tuo aiuto!

    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธMi espaรฑol es desastroso. Solo sรฉ pedir comida. Por lo demรกs, entiendo lo contrario de lo que se dice. Socorro!

    ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ทAcabei de descobrir o portuguรชs. Nรฃo hesite em me fazer descobrir algumas palavras.

    ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ชSvenska รคr ett vackert sprรฅk, och... and that's all for now, I prefer to try to read your Swedish to try to understand what you're saying ๐Ÿ™‚

    ๐Ÿ˜ธMeow meoww meoww, meow. Meow meow meowwwwww meow meoww meow!!! ๐Ÿ˜„

  • I always enjoy talking about...

    Lot of things. But YOU, no idea what to say? Here are some excellent topics I'd like to have your opinion

    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป The chicken or the egg? Of course, "chickennn" or "egggg" doesn't interest me, but... why that answer?
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป What if you had 3 arms?
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป Do you prefer a pair of scissors or a stapler?
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป If olive oil comes from olives... Where does baby oil come from?
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป When deaf people fart, do they know that it makes noise?
    ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป When we take a picture of you next to Mickey, does the man inside Mickey smile?

  • I'm an expert at...

    Saying meaningless things.
    **no, no, you don't!**
    Yes, I do.

  • I recently learnt...

    ... to talk. So I still don't make the difference between useful and useless things. Sorry about that.

  • I feel concerned about...

    Me.

  • My proudest accomplishments

    My Instagram profile OH MY GOD HOW WONDERFUL, SAY IT, SAY IT !!!!

    Please follow and like each picture. After that, your life will change for EVER, you will be overwhelmed with happiness, joy, wealth, luck, love.

    @ptit_filou_tube

  • Personal skills

    ... ?
    LOL, good question.

  • Cities and countries I have visited

    ๐Ÿ“Italy ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น : Milano, Roma, Rimini, Venice, Siena, San Gimignano, Firenze, Pisa, Montecatini terme, blablabla...

    ๐Ÿ“Switzerland๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ : Geneva, Zurich, Basel, Luzern, Interlaken, Schaffhausen, Bern, Neuchรขtel, Montreux, Lausanne, Zug, Lugano, Bellinzona, Chur, Fribourg, Bienne, Lauterbrunnen, Thun, Zermatt, St Gallen, blablablablablaaaaa

    ๐Ÿ“Germany ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช : Konstanz

    ๐Ÿ“ Small countries or cities : Monaco ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ, Vaduz (Liechtenstein ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ), Serravalle (San Marino ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ)

    ๐Ÿ“Google Maps (EVERYWHERE but North Korea)

    If you live in these counties and have good plans to share, I take it (Except North Korea).

  • 10 years from now

    I'll be 10 years older.

  • Favourite books/authors/films

    The manual of my washing machine, Ikea catalog, pizza menu.
    But with only pictures or numbers. Otherwise I can't read, sorry.

  • Making the world a better place

    i'll come visit you three times a day.

  • A trick or piece of advice

    Smile! ๐Ÿ˜„

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